Getting to know your author

I feel that I must strengthen the connection between you, the reader, and myself, the author.  In order to do this I've compiled a list of quotes describing me.  All of these quotes are taken from discussions where I was the subject.  I should also note that I did not actually initiate or take part in any of these discussions, I merely listened in.


"The guy's got NO allergies.  Absolutely none."

"He ate three platefuls of spaghetti once.  Just to prove a point!"
EDITOR'S NOTE: I do not like spaghetti.

"He loves sharks."

"He was heavily influenced by Daniel Clowes.  Not the comic book writer but a kid he went to third grade with."

"What are you doing tonight?"

"He hates the word since."

"He's always saying 'It's all in the cards.'  fifteen second pause  Wait, he never says that."

"He was in three successive fist fights with his dad.  He won zero out of three."

"I don't know if it's a nervous tic or what but he's always grabbing his crotch."

"If you want to see a grown man attempt somersaults, naked, across hot asphault give him five dollars."

"He believes that elevators are theme-park-quality rides."

"I've heard him ask, 'how did they get the fishy taste out of goldfish snack crackers?'."

"He's got two arms.  I guess that's something."

Posted by: drew on 11/9/2005 11:47:35 AM, 1 comments